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Guide might start getting sick of these red heads. First there was the one with the cat, then there was the twin who had his own issues and now there's a small girl child carrying a doll bouncing into the Sickbay with the same exact hair and eye color as the twins. She looks around thoughtfully with her hands on her hips before being followed in by Trever.

When she spots Guide she runs over to him with her eyes wide in amazement. He is the COOLEST thing ever. "HI! My name is Ceilidh McCallum! And this is Princess Stabbity!" She shows him her doll, which is a princess doll dressed in a pink dress with a tiara on her head and... unusually for a little girl's toy - but Guide wouldn't know this - she has a bloody sword on one hand and is coated in fake blood. "Trever said I should talk to you about getting my shots and he said that they didn't really feel like getting a shot because there wasn't any needles but I don't know if I like that because I get ice cream if I get a shot and don't make a fuss about it and if there's no needle then there's nothing to make a fuss about it and then I won't get an ice cream."

That is said in almost one breath.