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[element_wizard]

Really. It shouldn't take someone fifteen minutes to take out the trash... really. It shouldn't.

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Re: I quite enjoy it

[gatorfights]

"And you know, there's nothing wrong with a little canoodling. I've been known to enjoy it myself. But I'd prefer it if you didn't do your canoodling in the back alleyway when you're supposed to be taking out the trash."

That's reasonable, right?

It is.

[element_wizard]

One day Alec would like to get past the canoodle stage. Or even really to a good part in the canoodle stage.

As straight faced as possible and really trying not to turn red again, he says, "I will try and avoid canoodling when I'm supposed to be taking out the trash. I will even mention it to Perry tonight."

[gatorfights]

"Well, good."

She finishes off her drink and sets down the empty glass.

"And if you end up canoodling tonight, be smart about it, you hear? I know how men are, always thinking with parts of them they shouldn't be. Try to use your brain instead of your other squishy parts."

[element_wizard]

"Yes ma'am, I will. I don't want anything bad to happen."

[gatorfights]

"I don't want anything bad to happen, either, kid. I like having you around here."

Yep, she likes you, Alec. She thinks you're cute. She just thinks you make some dumb choices sometimes.

[element_wizard]

Only sometimes?

"Thank you. I like being around here despite... elements."

[gatorfights]

"Yeah, well, those elements'll get easier to deal with once you learn how to keep your mouth shut."

Hey, she tells it like it is. And that's how it is.

[element_wizard]

"I know. I know. I'm trying. I had the same problems back home."

And he knows that's how it is. But knowing and acting on it aren't always the same thing.

"It's just sometimes things come out before I realize I was thinking about saying them."

[gatorfights]

"I know. And believe me, I know how it is. Sometimes we all say things we shouldn't."

Her included. Definitely her included. Especially when she'd been Alec's age.

[element_wizard]

"I just tend to do it a bit more often than it's healthy." He laughs softly. "I'm sure if I get beat in the head enough it'll stick."

[gatorfights]

"Or someone'll beat all the sense out of you altogether."

If you get hit in the head enough, Alec, you do tend to start losing some intelligence.

[element_wizard]

"That's assuming I have sense to begin with."

True enough. And he certainly hopes it doesn't ever come to that.

[gatorfights]

"You've got some, or I wouldn't've hired you."

Please. She doesn't work with idiots entirely.

[element_wizard]

"Well, thank you. That's the nicest thing someone's said to me in a long while."

[gatorfights]

"Yeah, don't get too used to it."

She grins at him, anyway.

"Now get back to work, kid."