Trever manages to keep a straight face when she calls him that.
"I swear to the Morrigan I told her your name was Guide and did not bring up that name at all," he said.
And yes, there is really something fundamentally wrong with the family. They all went through the hyperactive plotting to kill people stage more or less. As they got older the plotting just got more subtle and less proactive.
"Mr. Stringy Fish Face is much better," she tells him seriously. To Trever she says "And he said I could have one. And since he's a doctor, you should listen to him and let him give me one. Momma always says I have to listen to what Auntie Aoife tells me or I'll get hurt and that's why I'm not allowed to climb up on the barn roof any more and try to jump into the apple trees from there."
She then switches back to Guide. "Auntie Aoife is a doctor too and she's also a necromancer and that means she can turn dead people into ZOMIBES!!! But she won't do that for me which I think is very mean."
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"I swear to the Morrigan I told her your name was Guide and did not bring up that name at all," he said.
And yes, there is really something fundamentally wrong with the family. They all went through the hyperactive plotting to kill people stage more or less. As they got older the plotting just got more subtle and less proactive.
"Mr. Stringy Fish Face is much better," she tells him seriously. To Trever she says "And he said I could have one. And since he's a doctor, you should listen to him and let him give me one. Momma always says I have to listen to what Auntie Aoife tells me or I'll get hurt and that's why I'm not allowed to climb up on the barn roof any more and try to jump into the apple trees from there."
She then switches back to Guide. "Auntie Aoife is a doctor too and she's also a necromancer and that means she can turn dead people into ZOMIBES!!! But she won't do that for me which I think is very mean."
Theoretically she does breathe.